so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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