It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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