Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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