at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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