May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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