You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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