I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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