i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm both gender and math confused
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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