I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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