Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
The adults are the big ones right?
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