i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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