whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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