so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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