Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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