so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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