omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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