Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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