Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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