you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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