Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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