sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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