ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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