i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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