So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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