Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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