I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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