your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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