I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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