She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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