I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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