He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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