well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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