He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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