remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Help. Why am I so naked?
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