is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
4 words: hood of his car
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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