There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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