So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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