do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Found the puke drawer
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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