Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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