Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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