dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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