Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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