never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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