Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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