Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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