I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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