how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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