Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
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It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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