Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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