shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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